elly-hiddlesherloki:

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

I thought it was a banana
balanophagist:

my evolution

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

(Source: holographicjudiverse, via fake-mermaid)


snapchatting:

i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

(via sadhacker)


thejinglegatsby:

"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"

ok

but like

why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing

why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism

(Source: montparnah, via i-dont-know-kinda)


Does my name pass through your mind when it’s 3 am and you’re wide awake?

-(via intensional)

(Source: nostalgicjoy, via gutter-bby)



thesweatyburrito:

merry 4/20 blaze The Lord